Toasty

"Yo i'ma piece of toast bro"

-Toasty

Toasty is a piece of toast with a face that is so awesome he is me mascot of this wiki

Toasty started life as a stupid piece of bread that everyone killed alot. Luckly for Toasty he comes back to life. One day Toasty fell into a toaster and them got roasted and became toast. Then Toasty realized he had to get a job

One day in the newspaper he saw an ad for a job at Eddy MazBoar's Taco Palace and got the job as a night watchmen. At night he was playing Crappy Bird on his iphone and he heard banging at the door and saw the ower of the place, Eddy MazBoar opening the door. Toasty screamed and slammed the door in his face and locked it and it made Eddy mad so he kicked the door down and smashed Toasty to pieces. Toasty respawned and took out an AK-47 and shot Eddy to death and ran for it. After that Eddy got a job at a diner and cloned himself so the customers could have lots and lots of toast. Later Toasty became a rich guy.